Apr 30, 2012

I'm Not That Country




I'm Not That Country
©2012 FTM Satires

I just got these boots
My stylist said that they look cute
And the torn up jeans with with embroidered seams
Will make the girls and their mamas squall
I'm not that country, y'all

I don't play guitar
Didn't cut my teeth in sawdust bars
Wasn't Nashville bound till the day I was found
Modeling Hollister in the mall
I'm not that country, y'all

Chorus
Got Flo Rida bumpin' and my Tahoe cleaned up good
Driving up to Music Row from my gated neighborhood
Meeting with my handlers to work on interview and drawl
I'm a country singer, but I'm not that country y'all

I've never drank moonshine
And I only dipped a couple times
When I used to pitch on college scholarship
I've never shot a game of eight ball
I'm not that country, y'all

Chorus 
I'm not fond of gravel but I've got a barbed wire tattoo
Only time I've shot a shotgun is on Modern Warfare 2
I'll be more authentic after this next conference call
I'm a country singer, but I'm not that country y'all

Bridge
Somebody please send me a link
to Jimmy Cash's wiki page
So I'll know who I'm talking about
When I start dropping names

Chorus
Got some Aldean bumpin' and my Tahoe cleaned up good
Driving up to a photo shoot from my gated neighborhood
Change a word on a Wiseman song, co-writing ain't hard at all
I'm a country singer, but I'm not that country y'all

Tag
I just got these boots
My stylist said that they look cute

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