Apr 12, 2012

Smells Like Country


When I found out Randy Houser's new single is called "How Country Feels," that set my twisted mind in motion.

















Smells Like Country
©2012 Farce the Music Satires

When I drive my pickup down Poontang Road
Tossin' out a big ol' garbage load
Deer guts and empty bottles of 'skey
Man, that smells like country to me

When I scare up a skunk in the soybean field
And catch a whiff of the old paper mill
Cut a big fart cuz I ate baked beans
Man, that smells like country to me

Chorus
Yeah, that's the odor of the rural route
Them's the scents I'm about, ya see
Hey city boy, it ain't foul it ain't funky
Naw, that smells like country
to me

When my woman's  been mowing in daisy dukes
She gets me a beer and takes off my boots
And we make sweet love on the pleather seat
Man, that smells like country to me

(Chorus)

Bridge
Dead fish rotting in the Okatoma
Cow crap's such a sweet aroma
Chitlins, moonshine, Ford exhaust
If you don't like it, that's your loss

Cause that's the odor of the rural route
Them's the scents I'm about, ya see
Hey city boy, it ain't foul it ain't funky
Naw, that smells like country
to me

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