The Ballad of Randy Travis
Sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett."
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Ran
Big country star didn't have the best of plans
Late one day he was buying Marlboros,
But you don't have pockets when you don't have clothes
(Butt nekkid, Trans Am, Party time)
Well the next thing you know old Ran's around a tree
Ass in the wind where his pants ought to be
Cop said "Sir, I really think you should come with me"
So they loaded up that drunk who was causing quite a scene
(Obstruction, retaliation, death threats)
Well now it's time to say a prayer for Randy and his woes
We'd like to ask him not to show his junk on the road
And he's invited to a nice rehab facility
Now he has a heaping source for his creativity
(Party like a country star, that's what they're saying now,
Fake outlaws got nothin' on Randy, ya hear?)
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