Lyrical Satirical: Ho in Honky Tonk

“Ho” in Honky Tonk

©2012 FTM Satire

You ain’t from around here, is ya

I can tell by your frosted hair

And your eyeing that skirt

Yeah, she’s a real flirt

But let me warn you ‘bout that one there

Chorus

She puts the ho in honky tonk

She dirty dances to the slow dance songs

You’ll need prescriptions if she get whats she wants

She puts the ho in honky tonk

Said you can handle your business

Ha, that’s what she’s gonna say

She’s been with every guy

You can spy with your eye

Even ol’ Virgil there, and he’s gay

She puts the ho in honky tonk

She booty dances to a hurtin’ songs

You’ll have a rash if you get what you want

She puts the ho in honky tonk

Bridge

If you value your dignity

And your health, don’t be a fool

She goes down like Hennessy

Gets around like these bar stools

She puts the ho in honky tonk

Givin’ up that badonkadonk

You’ll need a clinic if she get whats she wants

She puts the ho in honky tonk