From the Archives: Bucky Covington's New Year's Resolutions

ORIGINALLY POSTED DEC 30, 2010

Bucky Covington's Top 10 Resolutions for 2011

Bucky Covington's Top 10 Resolutions for 2011

(transcribed by his publicist)

10. Don't engage in conversation with Tom-Tom anymore

9. Already smarter than 5th grader, so find 6th grader to beat at tic-tac-toe

8. Don't take product labels literally from now on

7. Convince Taylor Swift to write song for me

(remember to change to perspective of male!)

6. Remember that "camouflage" and "camomile"

are not the same thing before next hunting season

5. Stop responding to emails from dethroned Nigerian princes

4. Learn to see the good in all people, even hateful bloggers like Trailer and CM

3. When I feel self-conscious, always remember,

I'm more intelligent than a likely 2012 presidential candidate

2. Buy new goldfish, remember that it doesn't eat flakes from Goldschlager

1. Learn the difference between "supposition" and "suppository" ...!!