Rascal Flatts Covers Motley Crue

I found out yesterday that Rascal Flatts will be covering Motley Crue's "Kickstart My Heart" on Big Machine's tribute album (which also features Brantley Gilbert, Big & Rich, and the utter desecration of my adolescence). Well, the Flatts boys decided to put a personal spin on the song!* Here are the exclusive lyrics.

"Kickstart My Heart"

When I get high

I get high on eats

Ice cream Snicker bar's

A drug for me

My heart, my heart

Kickstart my heart

Always got the docs

Running tests on me

Blood pressure cuff sayin' 203

My heart, my heart

Kickstart my heart

Ooh, love spaghetti curls!

Ooh, I'm ready to chow!

Ooh, yeah

Kickstart my heart

I love custard tarts

Ooh, yeah, gravy

Ooh, yeah

Kickstart my heart

at the Burger Mart

Ooh, yeah, gravy!

Meat pies makin'

my pants stretch and strain

Or some bacon on a

Corndog goin' to my waist

My heart, my heart

Kickstart my heart

Say I want double

Double nacho fries

I'm just drooling for another pork rind

My heart, my heart

Kickstart my heart

Ooh, those nutella swirls!

Ooh, I'm ready to chow!

Ooh, yeah

Kickstart my heart

Lobster a la carte

Ooh, yeah, gravy

Ooh, yeah

Kickstart my heart

by the hotdog cart

Ooh, yeah, gravy!

When we started this band

I still fit in size 36 pants

Years gone by...

I'd say I've gained some ass

When I'm famished

Give me fried fish

Panko and ketchup cover

up my dish

Well I'd say I'm getting some bad gas

Mmmm, hmmmm, kickstart my heart

Donuts are nonstop

And to think, now I've got this…

Blood clot

Kickstart my heart

*no they didn't, I just made this crap up (but they are actually covering that song)