"Infected," a Parody of FGL's "Confession"

Infected

(Lyric Parody of FGL's "Confession")

Blue ink barbed wire wraps these arms

Wallet chain but I drive a car

Friday night just fades into the rearview

Yeah I had a pretty good time

For the half hour she was mine

At first I thought I had the beer flu

But now I wish what she gave me would disappear too

Chorus

I go take a pee and feel it burn

It feels real bad where I got laid

Guess I should be more careful about fields I play

She was so hot it just ain't fair

Pray for it to feel better down there

She had nice headlights and looked my way

Now, dude in the mirror looking back looks scared as hell

Should stop thinking with my erection

I thought it was just a poke, I don't know

Whatever I got, it's infected

This waiting room is so slow

Ten more folks before me to go

I sit here worried bout my part that dangles

Hope the doctor gets the swelling down

A pill to kill this gift I've found

In the arms of a trashy angel

I go take a leak and feel it burn

My package is in disarray

Got bumps and warts and lots of bad things underway

She was so cute it just ain't fair

She did some good and bad things down there

Had real nice headlights there on display

Now, dude in the mirror looking back looks scared as hell

Should stop thinking with my erection

I thought it was just a poke, I don't know

My poor little guy is infected

I go take a pee and feel it burn

It feels real bad where I got laid

Guess I should be more careful about fields I play

She was so hot it just ain't fair

Pray for it to feel better down there

She had nice headlights and looked my way

Now, dude in the mirror looking back looks scared as hell

Should stop thinking with my erection

Think I need medical attention

I thought it was just a poke, I don't know

Whatever I got, it's infected