OMG Reviews: Josh Grider - Slow

by Brittany Fant, 14-year-old music fan and aspiring reviewer

Listen to the song here.

O.M.G.! Josh is sooooo cute! (But don't worry, Hunter Hayes, I'm still marrying you!) Guys my age can't grow beards like that. Well, Johnny Rames can, but he got held back 3 years. Anyway, nice beard. The cover makes me think this song will be RLY good!

Ummm no. This song is too SLOW, hahahaha! And it's about old people stuff, like jobs and getting married and having kids. It is sweet though. I mean, if a guy wrote something like this about me, I'd pretend it was awesome, depending on how hot he was LOL. Josh has kind of an accent but I can't tell where it's from. I just know it sounds, you know, country.

I guess some people in Texas or Mexico might slow dance to this song at their Friday night hoedowns or something. I don't like slow music unless it's Taylor, so this isn't doing N-E-THING 4 me. Why is this CUTE guy singing boring music?!??? He should rock out like HUNTER!  On a side-note, what is a hoedown? I thought that was what Ashley Sikes did in the band hall last week LOLZ.

N-E-Way…. this just isn't very good… but I'll give it an extra point because of sssooooooo much hoooottttnissssssssss.

1 1/2 Heart Hands out of 5.

OMG Reviews: Alan Jackson - So You Don't Have to Love Me Anymore

by Brittany Fant, 14-year-old music fan and aspiring reviewer

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Uhhh, this is so slow. OMG Alan Jackson is old. He's saying a bunch of sad stuff :( :(. This makes me miss my ex-boyfriend a little bit but not that much because it's soooooo country sounding! Why do they even play him anymore? He's like old enough to be my grandfather and that's just nasty to hear him talking about love!!! Probly if Hunter Hayes sang this, I would like it. He's so hot!!!!!!!!! And he doesn't sound like a red neck LOL! If I wanted to be depressed I would listen to OneRepublic! At least they aren't old!! "So you don't have to love me anymore" why would anybody say that?? If I still loved my old boyfriend, he so better love me too! We almost went to second base so he better still love me a little bit anyway even if he is with Lindsay Quineres now. That whore!!!!! IDK why I'm reviewing country songs anyway cuz Hunter Hayes is the only country music I like now. Taylor Swift is so 9 months ago. And Alan Jackson is so 19 years ago LOL!! MARRY ME HUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

This song only gets 1/2 out of 5 possible heart hands!