Seems like half the mainstream country songs are just tunes about partying or driving in a pickup truck while listening to songs about par...

A response to the return of "look how country I am" songs, particularly Hardy's "Rednecker" (which I realize...

If You Say I'm Not Country ©2019 FTM Lyrical Satirical I like sugar in my unsweet tea And my Texas chili full of beans An...

Americana Man (©2018 Farce the Music satire) My patchy beard is finally filling in Gained a couple pounds, need another ten G...

Token Country Song ©2017 Farce Satire Hey y'all, do you remember me I'm a country song, long time no see It's the...

Just Like We Did Last Summer ©2017 FTM Satire Baby here we go again A summer song for your and your friends June, July and August ...

I recently made a meme which joked that Chris Knight's version of Sam Hunt's current single would be a bit more violent. Of c...

Forget This Song ©2016 Farce the Music Satires Hey baby, this song's for you You might not remember it when it's through But it...

  Yesterday, Luke Bryan announced his huge 2015 "Kick the Dust Up" tour . That's presumably the name of the forthcoming fir...

Hard Out Here for a Bro ©2015 FTM Satire Since the bloggers started killing fun I can't call girls a hottie All I can say'...

Dumbass Country Song   ©2014 FTM Satires Babygirl honey are you ready to go Gotta drive this boner down a gravel road I'm lik...

Country B**ches ©2014 FTM Satire She's a pair of shorts on a pair of legs Dancing too close to the tailgate edge She'...

I Think I've Heard This Song Before ©2014 FTM Satire This opening riff sounds so familiar And this beat is kinda deja vu ...

I wrote this lyric 12 years ago (!) but the complaints are still pretty much all the same now.  Ain't Much Country (In Tha...

(Drop it Like a) Tailgate ©2014 FTM Satire Rick Ross on the Fosgates Raptor rollin' can't be late Country girl for a...

What if bro-country songs were respectful of women,  responsible with drinking habits and less concerned with outlaw posturing? ...