------- 10. “Call us regarding your pending preapproval for a personal or line of credit. You are prequalified for loan $65,000 based on you...

 By Jeremy Harris and Trailer ------- 10. Dismissal of their public intoxication charges 9. Joy (Joy is their third cousin, not “a feeling o...

10. That Babs didn’t use too much seasoning on the boiled chicken at the supper party last night 9. That Dan + Shay didn’t play the CMA’s so...

~ Trailer, with big help from Rich O’Toole  ------- 12. When he covers “Screw You, We’re From Texas,” he just lets the crowd sing the word ‘...

Five Finger Death Punch and Brantley Gilbert are going on tour.  For real. Here are the top ten things you might see if you went. 10. Everyb...

------- 10. Citrus Drop instead of Mountain Dew for the baby’s bottle 9. Generic illegal prescription pills 8. Only going mudding four times...

  10. Convert the cattle troughs into vomit troughs 9. Be ready to write off the sod field on taxes; all those new boots will destroy it com...

------- 10. Scott McCreery enjoys a round of Scrabble with his wife 9. Brantley Gilbert reveals which gun tattoo his kids will get first 8. ...

10. Yes, I’ll take the extra spicy chicken. And put some hot sauce in the bag 9. Sad songs make me happy 8. What’s the point of a gender rev...

10. A built in audience of TikTok fans you duped into thinking you were talented 9. A gym membership 8. Generic, character-free male country...

10. A blood transfusion for the hookworm 9. Put $1500 on Roman Reigns to unify the titles at Wrestlemania 8. Soundcloud Pro Unlimited subscr...