Farce the Music

Jan 12, 2009

That's America
(parody of Rodney Atkins "It's America")

Drivin' my Prius today
90 in the carpool lane
A big ol' billboard read
"We hope your day is blessed"
Almost bit down on my tongue
Thinkin' "Oh the nerve of some"
Imposing on me with their beliefs
Maybe I should just leave
this America

Cause
It's "nucular" bombs
A Toby Keith song
A gas guzzling Chevrolet
It's empirialism
CO2 emissions
Trips to Guantanamo Bay
It's Super Walmart
And unjust wars
One nation in decay
That's America

I drove home and hugged all my trees
Flipped on MSNBC
Then surfed for some Daily Kos news
Lookin' for the truth
Munchin' on my free range fruit
Cursin' 'bout ol' "Double-U"
Gave my Marx poster a salute
Dreamin' of a better America

Not nucular bombs
Or Toby Keith songs
Gas guzzling Chevrolets
It's empirialism
CO2 emissions
Trips to Guantanamo Bay
It's Super Walmart
And oil hungry wars
One nation in decay
That's America

It's rich screwin' poor so they can live highly
It's gun racks, car tracks and Bill O'Reilly

It's where kids have no chance
To be the president
If they're black... oh... wait

Well, it's a flag fadin' on the bumper
of a global-warming-causing Hummer

And nucular bombs
Daryl Worley songs
Gas guzzling Chevrolets
It's commercialism
Thinking Christ is risen
Anti-Mexicanism
And Guantanamo Bay
It's Super Walmart
And unjust wars
One nation in decay
That's America

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Jan 8, 2009

Guys/Girls with Guitars/Pianos Day

(Singer/Songwriter Day or something...)

Vote 9513!

The 9513, one of my favorite blogs in the world and the single biggest new traffic source to this blog (besides Google), is up for best music blog in the 2008 Weblog Awards. Give 'em a look if you're a country fan and not familiar with this great source of news and reviews and you'll probably go vote for 'em. If you're already familiar, why are you still reading this?

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