Feb 8, 2009
If I do say so myself....
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I check my blogroll as often as I do my subscriptions. Ya'll are great!
Feb 5, 2009
Toby Keith "God Love Her" Parody
And don't miss the 4 new country Photocrap covers below this post...
Got Mullet
(Parody of Toby Keith's "God Love Her")
Just a hick born in Mobile
Sippy cup of Bud
Mama was a skank
And my daddy was a dud
He always had his thing
in some drunk chick, yeah he was a bad boy
My folks could tell I was somethin'
by the tender age of three
I was crankin' Ratt
And rippin' my jeans
They didn't get upset
They were so proud of me
Their sweet baby
I'm a white trash child
So lock up your daughter
I'm rockin' Twisted Sister and Slaughter
My mama smiled the first time
The barber gave me
The hair-do that ain't stoppin'
It's cut tight on top but the bottom
Long flowing locks of gold, yeah I got 'em
Do my business up front, but
Party in the rear
Ooh wee, got mullet
Oh me, I got mullet
I kissed my mama goodbye
On my first day of school, man
Strutted to the bus stop
With my Crue shirt on, yeah
When this bully came
Said if I wanted to stay alive
I'd let him use his knife
Cut my hair into a bowl
He reached for my mullet
As he grabbed ahold
I took the boy's switchblade
And shoved my shoe soul up his backside
Cause I'm a white trash child
So fool you should watch it
I'm rockin' Guns n' Roses and Slaughter
I tip him big every time
The barber gives me
The do that gets panties droppin'
It's cut tight on top but the bottom
Long flowing locks of gold, yeah I got 'em
Do my business up front, but
Party in the rear
Ooh wee, got mullet
Oh me, I got mullet
Now I'm thirty-five and it's still flarin'
It's so damn sweet, keeps all the girls starin'
They want their fingers round my neck
Playin' with the curls
You see...I got mullet
Oh me, I got mullet
Got mullet
Got mullet
Got Mullet
(Parody of Toby Keith's "God Love Her")
Just a hick born in Mobile
Sippy cup of Bud
Mama was a skank
And my daddy was a dud
He always had his thing
in some drunk chick, yeah he was a bad boy
My folks could tell I was somethin'
by the tender age of three
I was crankin' Ratt
And rippin' my jeans
They didn't get upset
They were so proud of me
Their sweet baby
I'm a white trash child
So lock up your daughter
I'm rockin' Twisted Sister and Slaughter
My mama smiled the first time
The barber gave me
The hair-do that ain't stoppin'
It's cut tight on top but the bottom
Long flowing locks of gold, yeah I got 'em
Do my business up front, but
Party in the rear
Ooh wee, got mullet
Oh me, I got mullet
I kissed my mama goodbye
On my first day of school, man
Strutted to the bus stop
With my Crue shirt on, yeah
When this bully came
Said if I wanted to stay alive
I'd let him use his knife
Cut my hair into a bowl
He reached for my mullet
As he grabbed ahold
I took the boy's switchblade
And shoved my shoe soul up his backside
Cause I'm a white trash child
So fool you should watch it
I'm rockin' Guns n' Roses and Slaughter
I tip him big every time
The barber gives me
The do that gets panties droppin'
It's cut tight on top but the bottom
Long flowing locks of gold, yeah I got 'em
Do my business up front, but
Party in the rear
Ooh wee, got mullet
Oh me, I got mullet
Now I'm thirty-five and it's still flarin'
It's so damn sweet, keeps all the girls starin'
They want their fingers round my neck
Playin' with the curls
You see...I got mullet
Oh me, I got mullet
Got mullet
Got mullet
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