Dec 17, 2009

Top 10 Wishes on Any Real Good ol' Girl's Christmas List

(according to country music)

10. $10,000 Gift certificate to Panama Tan

9. Crate of Jack Daniels (to brush up on ability to hold her liquor)

8. A quadruple barrel shotgun (to shoot abusive, cheating boyfriend)

7. Year's supply of cut off jeans

6. Year's supply of bikini tops

5. Swimming lessons (so she can skinny dip without drowning)

4. Touch up on tramp stamp

3. Enough condoms for one year of Friday nights

2. Bible

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