Top 10 Suggested Wedding Presents for Blake Shelton & Miranda Lambert

10. Stomach pump

09. Matching his and hers bulletproof vests

08. Their own taxi with a full-time driver

07. George and Tammy discography

06. Hogs (not Harleys - actual hogs to kill, smoke and eat)

05. A couple of these t-shirts

04. In-deerstand kegerator

03. Camo pattern dishes

02. Gift certificate to local wine and spirits merchant

01. Gift certificate to Betty Ford Clinic