I'm declaring a 2-month moratorium on any humor related to Taylor Swift's voice, after this...
Top 10 Things You Didn't Know About Taylor Swift
10. Bites her nails... her toenails
09. Does a mean Stanky Legg
08. When people talk bad about her singing, she dries her tears with thousand dollar bills
07. Doesn't know who Tony Romo is
06. Really been getting into sludge metal lately
05. Her Yahoo password? FUCU69
04. Has filed a petition to get "OMG" into the 2010 Webster's Dictionary
03. Once jaywalked
02. Owns the entire Wrestlemania collection on Blu-Ray
01. Serious Copenhagen habit
ahh Farce, although you get the message across that you dislike her singing, this isn't nearly as harsh as it could have been. And I'm thinking most women would love to be flexible enough to be able to bite their own toenails. Although I'm a big admirer of Taylor's and I do enjoy her voice myself, I give you "Thumbs Up" for having too big a heart to be really cruel. Just be careful you don't wake up one day to realize you like her songs and voice after all, you won't know what to do when it comes to writing stuff like this then.
ReplyDeletehilarious as always!
ReplyDeleteRofl at no.8
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