Nov 23, 2009

Top 10 Things People in AMA Audience Thought "Gloriana" Was Before The Group Won Breakthrough Artist

10. Particularly weak variety of weed

09. Next movie in the Twilight saga

08. New model of Bentley available only to rapper entourages

07. Perfume line sold exclusively at Big Lots

06. The climax of a fireworks display

05. Title of Mariah Carey's next comeback album

04. Trailer park Kid Rock lives in

03. Janet Jackson's line of nipple-cover jewelry

02. Jermaine Jackson's less flamboyantly named daughter

01. A rarely attempted sexual position involving a garden gnome and pancake syrup


  1. Hilarious. I'm not a fan of Gaga and I do like Gloriana a little, tho the extent of that like is sometimes I don't turn the radio off when they come on; but at the risk of being a Kanye there's no way they were breakthrough artist of the year over Gaga. She had sales bigger than most established artists, more #1s than anyone else on Pop I think, and had as much hype as Swift or MJ, probably more worldwide recognition that Swift (but not MJ) I think it's only bad for Gloriana that they won, and if I'd been them I might have refused the award. Hopefully for them they won't fade away in the next year and make their win look even more ridiculous.

    #1 and #2 and #9 were my favorites

  2. Believe it or not, there are people in the industry who can make it with real talent instead of pyrotechnics and glass breaking. Gloriana was learning music before they could talk. They will be around for more than a fact they already have been for those of us fortunate enough to have heard them.

  3. 01. A rarely attempted sexual position involving a garden gnome and pancake syrup

    You forgot the Mazola oil and visqueen! :-o

  4. This list, and its ensuing comments, are bringing many unpleasant visuals to my head.

    Nice job!



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