For Rick...
That's How Obamavoters Roll #tcot
(Parody of Billy Currington's "That's How Country Boys Roll")
They wake up in the morning and they drink their soy latte
Flip on CNN faster than a Mazeratti
On the way to work they might stop by Trader Joe's
That’s how Obamavoters roll
Yeah, they beg, beg, beg, all week till the grant gets done
Weekends they burn down churches while munching scones
They run on a bleeding heart and worship Al Gore
That’s how Obamavoters roll
Chorous
Yeah, they’re cursing God's will
Spreadin' vile filth
From their downtown loft abodes
Singin' Streisand
Might wed a man just because you think it's gross
From Baldwyn to Glover to Ellen and her lover
Total deviance is their goal
That’s how Obamavoters roll
Verse 2
Well they've got to spread the wealth aroud
They'll levy a tax
And if you're broke and you ask
They'll give you the shirt off my back
All they need is a bill to pass
A few dollars to blow
That's how Obamavoters roll
Chorous
They like to kill babies
Ban cuttin' trees
And turn us into Mexico
Singin' Streisand
Might wed a man just because you think it's gross
Politically correct, hating Limbaugh and Beck
Socialism is their goal
That’s how Obamavoters roll
Pelosi!
Yeah they’re whinin' out loud
Leftist and proud
They love Karl Marx but not "Going Rogue"
That's how Obamavoters roll
Don’t you know
Ha. Great one.
ReplyDeleteI especially like the subtle change in
And if you're broke and you ask
They'll give you the shirt off my back
I'm pretty liberal, but I'm not offended at all. Good job and I chuckled at a lot of it (I only fit some of the stereotype :p ).
ReplyDeleteI'd likely fall in the 'obamavoter' category and I wasn't offended at this at all. But if this were "That's How We Go Rogue" or something like that, it'd get a million more responses.
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