10. Cursing about the Twitter account @notkennychesney
09. Dating hot girls who wouldn't give a short, balding 40-year-old a second look if he were a burger jockey or bank teller or small business owner
08. Getting old blue chair reupholstered
07. Working on his Jamaican accent
06. Living his life completely in three dimensions
05. Starting his own footwear line that consists of only flip flops and steel reinforced boots (to prevent stage mishaps)
04. Watching soaps, eating bon bons
03. Sipping fruity drinks, if you know what I mean (I don't)
02. Planting palm trees around his new mansion
01. Secretly wearing sleeved shirts
hah, I like him but that's still kinda funny...kinda.
ReplyDeleteKinda's what I shoot for.
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