Apr 25, 2010

Top 10 Ways Kenny Chesney Will Spend the Upcoming Non-touring Summer

10. Cursing about the Twitter account @notkennychesney

09. Dating hot girls who wouldn't give a short, balding 40-year-old a second look if he were a burger jockey or bank teller or small business owner

08. Getting old blue chair reupholstered

07. Working on his Jamaican accent

06. Living his life completely in three dimensions

05. Starting his own footwear line that consists of only flip flops and steel reinforced boots (to prevent stage mishaps)

04. Watching soaps, eating bon bons

03. Sipping fruity drinks, if you know what I mean (I don't)

02. Planting palm trees around his new mansion

01. Secretly wearing sleeved shirts

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