Aug 11, 2010

Review Fails II

I like to review songs and album as much as the next blogger, but sometimes it's just more fun to sit back and let the (ir)regular music fans do it...
These are actual unedited iTunes customer reviews.

best song out
(5 Stars)
by mwilliams141414
This is the best song he's ever wrote, no questions asked!



Taylor Swift used to be good...
(1 Star)
by DUKEBASKETBALLFAN
...But now she has become terrible. No longer the next Lucinda Williams.

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Carrie blows Tay out of the water!!
(1 Star)
by Carriegurll
Carried Underwood for life :)



Yall failures
(5 Stars)
by Ain't KnowBody Cares
Soulja boy tell em to me is i look at what he is doing i like to see people hate on artist it makes yall failures to yourself showin what yall lack on doin the way yall hate soulja boy keeps hittin da streets wit his swagg so keep your b******t to yourself and just enjoy keepin your mouth shut on artist who is makin money and just doin them



One of the Best!
(5 stars)
by Goodtunesfan
I have seen these guys live with Motley Crue and they are fantastic. If you where rating a band for being a BAND, then these guys are better than GNR ever where. The musician ship is un-herad of in this form of music. Great album and one of their best.



Rascist
(1 Star)
by EminemRules27
Don't buy!!!

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GAY
(1 Star)
by Lebron James#1
he is gay

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I'd rather do meth then listen to this
(1 Star)
by me3955644354165
This is the worst cd ever created. I would rather put a small animal in my butt and let it crawl around then listen to this. Dont waste your money on this when u can buy cocaine on the corner and ruin ur body the same way this will. I would rather be thrown off a building and land on a wombat which tears out my eyes then listen to this.



Williams Riley - A Different Kind of Country
This is where Country music is going
(5 Stars)
by Dune Demon
Like it or not people this is where country music is going and its for the better if you ask me, there's finally some artists out there that are not afraid to step it up and take the genre to a new level that some of the old school country singers can't keep up with.. I grew up listening to Rock, Punk, Metal and Country and to be honest I didn't like country music for a very long time cause it was boring and all the songs were the same. ... I agree with the person that said there should be 2 Genres for Country music... one for "The same old country that remains to be boring" and one for "New and Exciting Country Music thats a pleasure to listen too"



Retarted
(1 Star)
by Dustin shively
Why because the song makes no freakin sense they needed to make a better song



He deserves a second chance!!
(5 Stars)
by limaloser
...*Chris Brown is one of the greatest and sexiest artist alive who deserves a second chance! Forget about this woman beaterness- that's over! Appreciate good music!



Adaliene
(4 Stars)
by aworth18
C'mon fells good! Whatever you do at least make sure your download Adaliene. First naked girl I ever saw.....



H8AS
(5 Stars)
by 95 South
It's so funny how many people H8. They say H8as make da world go round. LOL. I luv Jeezy keep doin you. H8as going H8 hell somebody gotta do it. They talked about Jesus you know da going talk about you. Let dat man do him & you jus do u.

4 comments:

  1. The one by carriegurl is probably the one I love-to-hate the most. It's annoying how so many people can only describe Carrie and Taylor in terms of the other!

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  2. Ha! How funny...I might have to steal this idea!!! I'd love to see what some of the Texas album reviews would say!

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  3. Country music (and a lot of the other music reviewed on the itunes) is music for morons so its no surprise that a lot of the reviews would be moronic. But it is fun making fun of music fans. Lol.

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  4. @Anonymous
    Personally disliking a genre of music is one thing, but insulting its fans is rude and totally uncalled for.

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