Sep 9, 2010

Review Fail III

I like to review songs and album as much as the next blogger, but sometimes it's just more fun to sit back and let the (ir)regular music fans do it...
(Actual unedited (except for space on occasion) iTunes reviews)

ReviewFail

Jamey Johnson - Front Porch Swing Afternoon
horrible
(1 Star)
by Red DirTMUSIC
once again Jamey Johnson proved that he can not sing. but then again he does fit in with the rest of the singer/songwriters in nashville who have steadily butchered country music with thier flash and skinny jeans.


John Rich - Country Done Come to Town (video)
THE BEST VIDEO EVER SINCE ANOTHER YOU
(5 Stars)
by JOHN RICH'S BIGGEST FAN
I HAVE BEEN A JOHN RICH FAN SINCE H WAS IN LONESTAR,BUT NOW JOHN RICH HAS CHANGED COUNTRY MUSIC FOREVER.I LOVE THIS MUSIC AND I WILL ALWAYS BUT HIS MUSIC.ANOTHER YOU VIDEO AND THIS VIDEO ROCKS AND KICK COUNTRY BUTT.


Billy Currington - Pretty Good at Drinkin' Beer
Crap
(1 Star)
by sYn666
Another song about how he got AIDS from that h+mo Kenny chestnut-in-ur-butt......


Gucci Mane - Gucci Time (feat. Swizz Beatz)
classic song
(5 Stars)
by kinghatter
classic songs classic mixtapes gucci the greatest rapper of all time f what hatters think BURR BURR BURR


Trace Adkins - Cowboy's Back in Town
why!!
(1 Star)
by ShowChoirTenor
sing about roughing up a ladies slapping grandmas and hold my beer im drunk seriously!


Miley Cyrus - Can't Be Tamed
Whoaaaaaa
(1 Star)
by Bobolina4747
She went from to lik a kid artist to lik a mini britney


Jerrod Neimann - Judge Jerrod and the Hung Jury (I'd actually put this one in the win column if they knew how to spell)
Album cover...?
(1 Star)
by ajskdlfjasdklfjkl;sfasd
What is he looking at? Is he a ginacologist?


Laura Bell Bundy - Achin' & Shakin'
Listen
(5 Stars)
by Cowgirl4ever
I don't know who u think u r but u have no right to say that about LBB cuz she is a great artist! She may not be old country but she still is country! You try to sing as good as her! Ya that's what I thought.....


The Roots - How I Got Over
Are You Serious????
(1 Star)
by Supa Cool 808
Who do these people think they are exactly...the're definatly not a hip hop group...if these people think the're making hip hop music the're wrong. If u want some real hip hop go check out WEBBIE!!!


Lil Wayne - Right Above It (feat. Drake)
First I was the first person to listen to this
(5 Stars)
by Mondragon force
Man this song is old it got leaked long ago, free my boi wezzy ya heard the song is good not best but good, life is a bi@@ play in the sand hahahahaha


Jessie James - Boys in Summer
i like nickelback!!!
(1 Star)
by nickelback girl!!!
If you people want a good summer anthem, try Nickelback's "This Afternoon". It rox, this doesn't.


Chelsea Fields - Things I Should've Said
Chelsea is taking over!!!!
(5 Stars)
by jessakajar
Chelsea's song Things I Should've Said is amazing! It is so addicating!!! I can't stop listening to it. Also the dance version makes me happy on the dance floor! I can't wait to hear more. She will soon be up with artist like Faith Hill, Lady Antebellum, and many more... Watch out!!! Biggest Fan!!!!


Dane Cook - ISolated INcident (Deluxe Version)
Hysterical as always
(5 Stars)
by MW Chief
This is comedy at its purest! I'm a big DC fan and I've been listening to him for about 3 years now, and this stuff is hysterical. I couldnt breathe from laughter while listening to "Big Shot", I had to hold my ribs and everything to keep myself from dying of laughter, THATS how funny it was.

1 comment:

  1. The Jamey Johnson review is not a total "fail." Johnson's voice is god-awful and the review is right to call him out for his horrendous vocals. The skinny jeans part however is a fail.

    The Billy Currington review is an "Epic Fail" however.

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