Suckin' Must Be Country Wide
(Parody of Brantley Gilbert's "Country Must Be Country Wide")
From New York past the Mason Dixon
California to upper Michigan
Fake ass country's playin', that's a fact
They say "Cash" and they mention Waylon
These new boys ain't country, I call that failin'
Me oh my oh; They can all lick my sack
From pressed Wranglers to shined boots
They're nothin' like ol' Chris LeDoux
Whoever said they're badass lied
Yeah, suckin' must be country wide
In every town, there's a station
Playin' Colt Ford, Brantley and Jason
In mini-vans and redneck rides
There's fangirls and fake bikers
Tumblr and Facebook likin'
There ain't a thought in their minds
Suckin' must be country wide
It ain't where, it's what they fake
Outlaw is what they claim, but outlaw they ain't
Real outlaws don't pose on the CMT
Trucks, beer, girls, party and repeat
They crank guitars up loud so you can't fall asleep
on imitation authenticity
And I see what's wrong
Money's what it's about
Here's advice for them all
Keep the Possum's name out of your mouth
In every town, there's a station
Playin' Justin Moore, Church and Jason
In parking lots and river sides
There's douchebags and hick-hoppers
Pretty boys and name droppers
There ain't a thought in their minds
Suckin' must be country wide
In every town, there's a station
Playin' Colt Ford, Brantley and Jason
In mini-vans and redneck rides
There's fangirls and fake bikers
Tumblr and Facebook likin'
There ain't a thought in their minds
Suckin' must be country wide
In every town, there's a station
Playin' Colt Ford, Brantley and Jason
In mini-vans and redneck rides
There's fangirls and fake bikers
Tumblr and Facebook likin'
There ain't a thought in their minds
Put my foot in their behinds
Suckin' must be country wide
amen bout damn time
ReplyDeleteIt would make a great country song!
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