Mar 14, 2012

OMG Reviews: Hunter Hayes - Wanted

by Brittany Fant, 14-year-old music fan and aspiring reviewer

(Listen at this link)

Pardon my French but O.M. Freaking G!! This is the best song evar!! If you don't like it, I don't like you!!! Hunter Hayes wants to kiss me and call me his and hold my hand forever? Okay. Next question. Seriously, if you haven't heard this song, what are you waiting for? It's soooo sweet. Soooo good. Way better than Rascal Flatts or whoever people say Hunter sounds like. Those guys are ollllld. Hunter is young and hot and sexy and so talented. He can play any instrument in the whole world.  Even a didjerreedoo or whatever those Austrians play. I bet he could make a harmonica sound sexy. I'm freaking cuz I get to review this song!!! Hunter, I hope you read this… MARRY ME HUNTER! I'm smart and a cheerleader. I'm a good church going girl too. Ohhhh, I'm dizzy. LOL. I feel "Wanted" and it feels great. This song can make any girl feel special, even girls who wear size 14. Or the slutty girls in my art class. Have you ever heard a voice so good in your life?? I haven't. He doesn't sound ANYTHING like Gary Levox and people who say that are just jealous of such a talented hottie. Gary is chunky and like 30 or something. Gross! Hunter is such a better vocalist. He can play guitar better than Keith Urban too. And Brad Paisley too. They're too country anyway. Hunter is the new generation of country music and it's never going back to that twangy crap that Trailer likes. SORRY OLD PEOPLE! 

5 out of 5 heart hands! I'd give it 6 if I could!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 comment:

  1. Oh my. This actually made my crack up. Haha nice review. I agree with it all! :D



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