Mar 12, 2012

Parody of Lady Antebellum's "Dancing Away With My Heart"

This is in poor taste. You've been warned.


Running Away From My Fart
(Parody of Lady Antebellum's "Dancing Away With My Heart")

I finally asked you to dance on the last slow song
But 'neath my abdomen something really was wrong
I can still feel your arms full of passion
And praying my cheeks would hold in the gasses

But it ripped out like book pages
So vile I felt it split my Wranglers apart
From me you suddenly sprinted like Usain Bolt
Just running away from my fart

The band stopped playing cause they were so surprised
And the crowd stared at me with disgust through their tear-filled eyes
But I still felt the pain from those baked beans
As regions down under once again forsaked me

It exploded like road rages
And it sounded like my insides had gone to war
And the dance floor emptied out like the Exodus
Folks running away from my fart

The fact that I'm alone now, well that's quite a bummer
But what hurts the most
Are the tales and the gossip that follow me wherever I go

Yeah, that was one for the ages
I heard they even had to shut down that ol' bar
And none of my friends even wanna shoot the bull
They're running away from my fart

Nah nah nah nah (x3)

Away from my fart

Nah nah nah nah (x3)

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