Top 10 Things This Guy Did to Pass as Brantley Gilbert
10. Get business cards with skulls, wings, holographic patterns and dragons printed up from here
09. Never be seen in public without carefully sculpted facial hair
07. Change ringback tone to whatever Nickelback's latest single is
06. Polish earrings
05. Wear lots of crosses; not go to church
04. Be mannerly to people who can do something for you
03. When wearing button-down shirts, make sure at least three buttons left undone
02. Visit scrapbooking store for supplies. Transform Wranglers into True Religion jeans in minutes!
01. Say "Hi, I'm Brantley Gilbert, professional poser."
Bahahaha. Brantley is far from a poser. Jealous much?
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ReplyDeleteI bet you don't realize how pathetic you make yourself look. You must have lots of time on your hands. You probably don't even have a job.
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ReplyDeleteWhoever makes this shit has no clue who Brantley is. So screw you kid. BG nation for life!!!
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