Jan 3, 2013

Sad Meme

1 comment:

  1. BULL SHIT. Bullshit. This is probably the dumbest meme that I've ever seen on Farce the Music. So what you're trying to tell me is that the best alternative to the garbage played on mainstream country radio, is more of that same garbage? After all, it is none other than Alan Jackson who can best be described as the "father" of bro-country. The crap acts that are poisoning the radio like Luke Bryan, Kane Brown, FGL, Cole Swindell, etc are just the apocalyptic aftermath of what this talentless soy boy did to country music. After all, it was Jackson that set the stage for the shit state of mainstream country today, when it was Jackson who practically invented bro-country, like in his crappy hits "Chattahoochee", "Where I Come From" and "Country Boy". And of course, it was Jackson who not only chose a rapper, Polow da Don (the same guy who produced Nicki Minaj's shitty 2014 song "Anaconda" and is known for working with Chris Brown, Nelly, Gucci Mane, Travis Scott, and many other fellow rappers), as his producer, but also let this submission to rap and hip-hop spillover to his live concerts by covering multiple rap songs (alongside an ABBA song), namely:
    * Akon - Don't Matter
    * Wiz Khalifa - We Dem Boyz
    * Tyga - Hookah
    * Soulja Boy - Turn My Swag On
    * Soulja Boy - I Got that Sauce
    * Future - Mask Off
    * Flo Rida - Whistle
    * T.I. - Whatever You Like
    * Big Sean - Dance (A$$)
    * Lil Wayne - Love Me
    * Drake - Passionfruit
    * Offset - Ric Flair Drip
    * ABBA - Super Trouper
    * Fetty Wap - Jugg
    This soy boy could go and release a ton of albums over the next couple of months of nothing but traditional country covers (although I'm sure he'd rather be covering Akon, Wiz Khalifa, and Future), and it would be as sincere as me going up to a random person and emotionlessly saying "I love you". To reiterate my point, there is absolutely no difference between Alan Jackson and the trash played on mainstream country radio. It is just the apocalyptic aftermath of what that wannabe rapper did to country music. And the damage is irreversible, to the point where we have a popstar (Bebe Rexha) holding the record for the longest running number one country song. Alan Jackson sure as hell did to country music what Bush did Iraq and Obama did to Libya.



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