Blake Shelton Parody Lyric: "Boyz Round Here"

Boyz Round Here

(Parody of Blake Shelton's "Boys Round Here")

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumbass

Well the boys 'round here don't graduate from high school

Drunk as Bocephus, sit around and shoot pool

In a trailer park, laugh and light farts

All day; what? (Okaayy)

Yea, and how they flauntin', selling Oxycontin

Gotta move a few more pills, make a few meth deals

To get paid, to drive that Ford

It's a hard knock life (Eighteen with two ex-wives)

Yea the boyz 'round here

Drinking that Busch Ice beer

Talkin' 'bout hos, hangin' truck nuts

Saggin' them sparkle jeans down, showin' some butt

The boyz 'round here

Hell naw they ain't scared to drive around impaired

Fake-ass hicks with skulls so thick

Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, cancer of the lip

Aw heck

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumbass

Well the boyz 'round here claim they're really country

Rebel flag sticker and got Lil Wayne bumpin'

Ex-private school thuggin', Affliction shirt lovin'

And these girls 'round here, in the dark ain't that ugly

Yea, the girls 'round here, they're all bow-legged

Don't take too much work to get them chicks nekkid

Apple pie shine and a little beggin'

And they'll all end up on 16 & Pregnant

From the boyz 'round here

Drinking that Busch Ice beer

Talkin' 'bout hos, hangin' truck nuts

Saggin' them sparkle jeans down, showin' some butt

The boyz 'round here

Hell naw they ain't scared to work at the fair

Fake-ass hicks with skulls so thick

Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, cancer of the lip

Let me hear you say

(Ooh let's pose)

(Ooh let's pose)

For the bros and the hos

(Ooh truck truck…)

Hey now girl, gimme some

Baby you lookin' kinda sexy and dumb in them cutoffs

Truck truck (Truck truck)

Lay in my Chevy bed

Moanin' and some groanin', then a cigarette

Go no regrets

Till you turn up expectin' a…

Dad dad dad dad dad dadless rugrat

But still you wanna get down with a…

Fake fake fake fake fake fake redneck?

Girl you gotta nice butt

Yea the boyz 'round here

Drinking that Busch Ice beer

Talkin' 'bout hos, hangin' truck nuts

Scopin' them dairy goats out, feelin' some lust

The boyz 'round here

Hell naw they ain't scared to drive around impaired

Backwoods hicks with skulls so thick

Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, cancer of the lip

(Ooh let's pose)

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumbass

(Ooh let's pose)

I'm one of them boyz 'round here

(Ooh let's pose)

A dumb dumb dumb dumb dumbass

(Ooh let's pose)