Aug 5, 2013

I am a Pop-Country Song



I am a Pop-Country Song
©2013 FTM Satires

I have three dads and one mother
Who over some cold beer discovered
They all loved money very much
Hearts raced and their cheeks flushed
As they copulated with each other
(and here I am)

I am a pop-country song
When life's got you down
You can just turn me on
Cause, I know no sadness
And there's nothing wrong
With upbeat, uptempo
And a beat that's strong
2 inches deep and 3 minutes long
I am a pop-country song

I'm trucks and I'm sunny beaches
Underage sex and wise old preachers
Barely there twang and pumped up drums
A tasty pill to keep you numb
Sung by tough guys and Georgia peaches
(Crank it up)

I am a pop-country song
When life gets too real
You can just turn me on
Cause, I'm just a party
For your pasture or lawn
I'm upbeat, uptempo
With a beat that's strong
2 inches deep and 3 minutes long
I am a pop-country song

Bridge
In 6 months I'll be forgotten
But what'd you expect? I'm not art
Maybe I'll have resurrection
With a remix for the pop charts

I am a pop-country song
When life's got you down
You can just turn me on
Cause, I know no sadness
And there's nothing wrong
With upbeat, uptempo
And a beat that's strong
2 inches deep and 3 minutes long
I am a pop-country song

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