Parody Lyric: Redneck Lazy

Redneck Lazy

(Parody of Tyler Farr's "Redneck Crazy")

Gonna sleep till noon in this La-z Boy

Crack a tall boy open with some sardines

Turn on that Maury show, pick scabs on my elbow

Don't ask me to do a single thing

I'm gonna aim my iPad right toward some hardcore porno

Throw empty Schlitz cans out of the trailer window

Might watch some old Randy Savage fights, chain smoke 3 packs of Marlboro Lights

Ever since I lost my white trash baby, been livin' redneck lazy

Wish she was still here to bring me some chips

Pay the cable and put gas in my ride

Now the bills are piling up but I don't really give a what

If the tax man comes for me, here's what he'll find

I'll be aiming' my iPad right toward some busty porno

Throwin' empty Natty cans out of the trailer window

Watchin' old tapes of Baywatch Nights, chain smokin' 3 packs of Marlboro Lights

Ever since I lost my white trash baby, I'm livin' redneck lazy

Did she think I'd go out and get a job and become a success

You know that I'm more of a free livin' man

But I'm motivated enough to have some plans

I'm gonna aim my iPad right toward some midget porno

Throw empty Pabst cans out of the trailer window

Might watch some old Bill Goldberg fights, chain smoke 3 packs of Marlboro Lights

Ever since I lost my white trash baby, been livin' redneck lazy

She left me redneck lazy

(Yes, there is already a "Redneck Lazy" out there... 

What else are you gonna call a parody of "Redneck Crazy?")