Nov 26, 2014

God Made Girls (A Feminist Lyric Parody)


 God Made Girls
FTM Parody of Raelynn's "God Made Girls"

Somebody's gotta show some upper leg,
Somebody's gotta hint that they want sex,
Somebody's gotta give him what he expects so God made girls

Somebody's gotta make him feel like a stud,
Do squats at the gym to grow that butt,
Somebody's gotta be a classy slut,
So God made girls.

He needed something pure but bad to please the lads
Tell dirty jokes but never fart
Something sexual, forgettable when morning ends the dark

So God made girls, God made girls
He stood back and told the bros, "Hey son, it's your world."
And God made girls (for showing off their tan lines)
God made girls (for getting drunk on Boone's wine)
He stood back and told the bros, "Hold their hair when they hurl."
And God made girls.

Somebody's gotta turn the other cheek
Somebody's gotta let him speak
Give him occasional titty peeks so God made girls

Somebody's gotta wear jeans real tight,
Get their hair and make-up fixed just right
To go downtown and make his night,
So God made girls.

Something that can accept unequal pay for the same damn kind of work
Something that bears the blame for scandal
Somethin' that means "yes" when "no" she asserts

So God made girls, God made girls
He stood back and told the bros, "Hey son, it's your world."
And God made girls (for acting dumb and helpless)
God made girls (for giggling at his belches)
He stood back and told the bros, "Hold their hair when they hurl."
And God made girls.

Somebody's gotta bite forbidden fruit,
Somebody's gotta worship pecs and loot,
Somebody's gotta be a sweet prostitute

So God made girls, God made girls
He stood back and told the bros, "Hey son, it's your world."
And God made girls (for being moms and side chicks)
God made girls (for complimenting his dick)
He stood back and told the bros, "Say she's cute and buy her pearls."
And God made girls.

Somebody's gotta show some upper leg,
Somebody's gotta hint that they want sex,
Somebody's gotta give him what he expects

So God made girls

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