Mar 9, 2018

A Classless Lyric Parody of Bebe Rexha/FGL's "Meant to Be"


When I'll Pee

Bebe? Are you people on crack?
Put your shady lips on my ass
I change the station real fast, when "Meant to Be" shows on my dash

So now the ACMs is where she'll be?
That's just a waste of time
So the bathroom is where you'll find me, when FGL steps in my sight

Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
No ACMs, it's not alright with me
When she's on the show
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see

I don't mean to be so uptight
But there's a whole lot of country women 
who deserve that moment in the spotlight
I ain't gon' lie, ain't gon' lie
Cause I'm sick of the fake stuff, that pop grind and bump
Hey, keep it country

And I don't even care if she's beautiful
Don't matter to me

Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
No ACMs, it's not alright with me
When she's on the show
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see

It's not alright with me, right with me
Pop on a country show
It's not alright with me, right with me
Bebe's song is when I'll pee

Hit the bathroom
Then grab a snack
If Kane Brown's on
Maybe I won't come back

Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
No ACMs, it's not alright with me
When she's on the show
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see

Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see
Yeah that's when I'll pee, when I'll pee when I'll pee
Bebe I don't wanna see

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