Americana Man
(©2018 Farce the Music satire)
My patchy beard is finally filling in
Gained a couple pounds, need another ten
Gotta be chubby not quite fat
Buy myself a pork pie hat
Pretty soon it won't look like I'm playing pretend
Sold the F-150 that daddy bought
Quit the mailroom job that mama got
Grabbed a guitar, learned some chords
Wrote a song about the Lord
And twenty more about prisons, farms, and pot
Americana man
Honest and real as you can stand
Ain't got a story but I got a plan
to be
an Americana man
My uncle's cousin knows a producer dude
Produced a few roots rock who's who's
Just need a few more flannel shirts
I'll be so damn real it hurts
Even though I'd rather be Kane Brown or Luke
Americana man
Honest and real as you can stand
No backstory but I got a plan
to be
an Americana man
Bridge
Hire a fiddle
Hire a steel man
Gonna be lit
Hit you in the feels man
Americana man
Honest and real as you can stand
No backstory but I got a plan
to be
an Americana man
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