Dec 2, 2019

Country Food Memes: Darrell Scott, Alan Jackson, Guy Clark

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  1. Alan Jackson, the Nickelback of country music, likes Bologna on white bread, simple like that, just like how he likes hip-hop, Drake style R&B, and 80's hair metal on his country. The crappy bro-country song referenced in the meme is "I Still Like Bologna", where Jackson not only solidifies the stereotype that country music is made for ignorant, Libertarian, trailer-dwelling rednecks (just like in "It's Alright to Be a Redneck" and that stupid 9/11-exploiting song where he couldn't tell the difference between Iraq and Iran), but also exhibits why he is truly the father of bro-country, with bro-country cliches littering the song like chocolate chips on a chocolate chip cookie. Without Jackson, we would not have those aforementioned non-country elements taking over country radio, nor would we have pop singers Bebe Rexha and Justin Bieber gaining so much success within the genre. And if his destruction of country music isn't bad enough, Jackson also covered multiple hip-hop and R&B songs in concert (alongside an ABBA song for some bro-country reason), specifically:
    * Akon - Don't Matter
    * Wiz Khalifa - We Dem Boyz ( video here: )
    * Soulja Boy - Turn My Swag On
    * Future - Mask Off
    * Flo Rida - Whistle
    * T.I. - Whatever You Like
    * Big Sean ft. Nicki Minaj - Dance (A$$)
    * Lil Wayne - Love Me
    * Drake - Make Me Proud
    * Waka Flocka Flame - Hard in da Paint
    * Shaquille O'Neal - (I Know I Got) Skillz
    * ABBA - Super Trouper
    * Fetty Wap - Jugg
    Speaking of food, given that these are country food memes, if the hip-hop, Drake style R&B, and 80's hair metal influenced bro-country that Jackson helped introduce is real country music, then steak is vegetarian. Similarly, calling Alan Jackson (the Nickelback of country music) a "traditional country" artist is like serving a bowl of rice and calling it steak. Bro-country acts like Luke Bryan, Florida Georgia Line, Kane Brown, Sam Hunt, and Dan + Shay, along with the fact that pop singer Justin Bieber currently has the number one country song while fellow pop singer Bebe Rexha holds the record for the longest running number one country song at 50 weeks, are all the apocalyptic aftermath of what this "traditional country" artist (yeah, right) did to this genre. I've said it before and I'll say it again - Alan Jackson is the Nickelback of country music.



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