by Jeremy Harris
I caught up with the very talented Jaime Wyatt after a Shooter Jennings set and during my drunkest stint of the 3rd Outlaw Country Cruise. Somehow I managed to mess up the recording by drunkenly stopping and starting the recording app on my phone but I managed to remember enough to type this up. I doubt I got it all but I’m surprised I even remembered any of it.
Farce: Are you ready for the worst five questions in music?
Farce: If you could only pick one, what (I can’t even spell what I said here) of music would you put yourself into?
Jaime: Are you trying to say genre?
Farce: Yes but very drunk.
Jaime: Uh, American
Farce: You’ve been out touring and hanging with other singer so which artist you’ve been around takes takes the stinkiest shits?
Jaime: You know I’m a lady right?
Farce: Yeah, but I’m sure they throw you in a room with guys at shows sometimes.
Jaime: (She’s now putting serious thought into this) Well, the other day on the bus there was a smell. I’m not sure who did it with everyone in there and it’s hard to tell on a bus but I’ll say it was Ted. (bassist Ted Russell Kamp)
Farce: Have you ever pretended to remember a fan that you've encountered so they'd quit telling you why you should know them?
Jaime: No I can’t lie, I just tell them I don’t remember. I’m very honest.
Farce: Can’t fault you for that.
Farce: Can you describe your worst hotel experience?
Jaime: Oh shit, I can’t remember the name of the hotel (and I was drunk and hit the stop recording button so we are officially relying on my drunken memory) but there was a party and the management and law showed up.
Farce: Probably better off we don’t remember for lawsuit sakes. If you could make a singer or band disappear forever who would it be and why?
Jaime: I hope you wont be offended.
Farce: I don’t give a shit.
Jaime: It’s Nickelback.
Farce: Hell no that’s a great answer. I don’t think that would offend anyone on this boat. Thanks Jaime, I’ve got to go tell Shooter he’s an asshole. (He heard me)
Jaime: Thank you for doing this.
Editor's Note: Please go purchase some music from Jaime to make this up to her somehow.
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