Farce the Music

Feb 7, 2009

Before Obama makes this cover irrelevant...

Feb 5, 2009

Toby Keith "God Love Her" Parody

And don't miss the 4 new country Photocrap covers below this post...

Got Mullet
(Parody of Toby Keith's "God Love Her")

Just a hick born in Mobile
Sippy cup of Bud
Mama was a skank
And my daddy was a dud
He always had his thing
in some drunk chick, yeah he was a bad boy

My folks could tell I was somethin'
by the tender age of three
I was crankin' Ratt
And rippin' my jeans
They didn't get upset
They were so proud of me
Their sweet baby

I'm a white trash child
So lock up your daughter
I'm rockin' Twisted Sister and Slaughter
My mama smiled the first time
The barber gave me
The hair-do that ain't stoppin'
It's cut tight on top but the bottom
Long flowing locks of gold, yeah I got 'em
Do my business up front, but
Party in the rear
Ooh wee, got mullet
Oh me, I got mullet

I kissed my mama goodbye
On my first day of school, man
Strutted to the bus stop
With my Crue shirt on, yeah
When this bully came
Said if I wanted to stay alive
I'd let him use his knife
Cut my hair into a bowl
He reached for my mullet
As he grabbed ahold
I took the boy's switchblade
And shoved my shoe soul up his backside

Cause I'm a white trash child
So fool you should watch it
I'm rockin' Guns n' Roses and Slaughter
I tip him big every time
The barber gives me
The do that gets panties droppin'
It's cut tight on top but the bottom
Long flowing locks of gold, yeah I got 'em
Do my business up front, but
Party in the rear
Ooh wee, got mullet
Oh me, I got mullet

Now I'm thirty-five and it's still flarin'
It's so damn sweet, keeps all the girls starin'
They want their fingers round my neck
Playin' with the curls
You see...I got mullet
Oh me, I got mullet
Got mullet
Got mullet

Some country Photocrap

Feb 4, 2009

.99 Review - Keith Urban

This is a little late since this is knocking on the door of the top 10 and all, but here ya go...

Keith Urban - Sweet Thing

The People's Take
Keith's Sweet Thing (4 Stars) – Yes, girls keith was probably writing & singing about the newest sweet thing in his life. SUNDAY ROSE, his brand new daughter..... Oh well we can only wish that he is singing this great song to one of us girls....LOL
-bshimoura

Good but still not as good as pre-Pain, Love and the Whole Crazy thing. (3 Stars) – I like it but only about as good as Once in a Lifetime and could be so much more creative. The chorus is incredibly catchy and back to Urban's old country-self but the beginning is a complete ri-off.
A. Listen to the drum intro of "I Told you so", It is exactly the same as "Sweet Thing".
B. What is with the talking for everything but the chorus? I mean seriously you've been working on this for two years and you could only think of a melody for the chorus? I expected so much better. That is the reason it didn't get #1 on the charts.
Please somebody give me back the singer who used to sing amazing #1 hits like "Better Life" and "Tonight I wanna cry". I hear it in there it is just hiding.
-Ricky Suave

He is the sweetest thing from Georgia to Tennesee (5 Stars) – I think Keith and his music are the best thing in the whole world, he rocks so much!
Keep it up as the days go by.
-Duncan Kane

My Take
Welcome to Urban country. Rocking guitar, addictive hook, up-tempo tune, chick-friendly lyrics, a little plucking banjo so it qualifies as country. There you have it... the formula for a successful Keith Urban song. So do I like it? Well... yes. It's a great driving song and I found myself tapping my foot and singing along (making sure no one was looking - I don't live by the "dance like no one's watching" axiom) by the third play. I'm a snooty alt-country, traditional country and indie rock fan so I shouldn't like this (or admit it if I do)... but I dig it. It's completely unoriginal and it's perfect Clearchannel background music... but it's so well done. It's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but one made with fresh Sara Lee white bread, crunchy Jif, the sweetest grape jelly and served with a big glass of cold milk. The Checklist isn't really necessary this time - Keith songs are hits, period - but we'll use it anyway. Hey, my first "positive" Ninety-nine Cent Review!

Total value: .84/.99