Mar 8, 2009

.99 Review - The Carter Twins

The Carter Twins - Heart Like Memphis

The People's Take

these boys will be a HUGE hit, just like those Jones Brothers (5 Stars) - okay, even though the Carter twins only have one song out, I can tell that they will be the next big thing in country music! Like seriously, they are so talented! Here are the positives about them: they are both amazing singers, one plays guitar and one plays keyboards, they are very handsome, tthey are young at the age of 18( better watch out Joe Jonas!), and hello! they are TWINS!!! That's a plus! So if you like Taylor Swift and the Jonas Brothers, you will definately like the Carter Twins. They will be country's Jonas Brothers!
-samie b.

(most are like the above)

well... (2 Stars) - I kinda like this song, but there is just one thing about. ITS NOT COUNTRY!! CMT will put anything out there these days, its stupid. There talented for sure, but stay in L.A. please.
- sam kenishaming

awesomely awful. (1 Star) - most cliche country garb i've heard. originality.
- Swag McNasty



My Take (written before I read the "people's" reviews):

Are these guys the male answer to Taylor Swift? Is there really a need for a male answer for Taylor Swift? Are they country's answer to The Jonas Brothers? If so, why? Who the hell are these guys anyway? Why won't I stop asking questions? The opening a cappella did not set things off right for me. I immediately pictured well-coifed hair, matching outfits, screaming tweenagers and managers with sticky palms. Yep, they come off like a good ol' boy band (or at least the 00's slightly less shiny and annoying version of a boy band) but I'll stop there at the accusations. The song is the issue at hand. In Urban-esque poprockcountry fashion, the boys describe a pretty girl who seemingly has it all, but has da blues 'cause a mean ol' man left her. Nothing wrong with that. It's a sturdy theme and just the fact that she actually experiences the very non-Clearchannel-approved emotion of sadness is refreshing on today's country radio. My two main problems with this song are its innate non-countryness and the triteness of the chorus' lyrics. That it's pop rock masquerading as country is nothing new and I should just accept it, cause it's never gonna change, so we'll begrudgingly move on for the sake of this review. 2nd point: Haven't we heard a woman related to a state/city/principality before? Recently? As in, on the charts at this very moment? It even relates her to California, just like Gary's does. So that's my main issue I suppose: get a new idea. The song sounds nice enough and will fit well on The Big 98 FM between weight loss clinic and McDonalds ads. You'll be singing along whether you want to or not, but you'll have this nagging feeling that it's very similar to the song that played just before and will play just after. One last thing... does every song have to be about a chick (She's country and God loves her because her heart's like Memphis)?? Not that I want to hear about a dude's smile or his tight jeans, but um...wouldn't radio's main demographic like to? Oh and it's not country. And is Lou Pearlman somehow involved here? I'll shut up now.

Total value: .42/.99






















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Mama
Boots
Name Dropping
Dying Person
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Mar 7, 2009

LSU Alma Mater parody "t-shirt"


A holdover from a "series" I was doing on Photocrap...
Click for a closer view.

Mar 5, 2009

Classic Rock Honest Album Covers


Granted, some of these stretch the limits of "classic rock" but I've heard all of them on my local classic rock station at one time or another.










Mar 4, 2009

Mar 3, 2009

Jake Owen Parody

This parody is exceptional.... exceptionally sophomoric.

Don't Think I Can Doo Doo
(Parody of Jake Owen's top 10 hit, "Don't Think I Can't Love You")

I'm learnin' the hard way real late tonight
That beer and greasy food don't agree
And there's a few things that a stomach can't grind
The best things in life are stuck in me

Chorus:
Oh no, I should not have had those onion rings
No nachos with peppers, no pecan ice cream
Man I'll tell you right now there's a whole lot that just won't flow through
My butt's strainin', don't think I can doo doo

And now I'm on the throne and I'm gruntin' in pain
Hair slicked down cause I'm feelin' the heat
And as tight as I am, I can't pass a grain
So sweaty I might slide off the seat

Chorus:
Oh no, I should not have had those buffalo wings
No 12 pack of Coors, no ham and cheese things
Man I'm hurting right now there's a whole lot that just won't flow through
My butt's strainin', don't think I can doo doo

And no, I should not have had those onion rings
Think I'm gonna need a suppository
Cause I'll tell you right now that nothin' is gonna flow through
Oh baby, baby, baby, my butt's strainin', don't think I can doo doo

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