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Nov 10, 2011
Feel Bad For You Mixtape: November
This month's edition of the Feel Bad For You Mixtape features some, uh, interesting cover art from Shooter Jennings and songs from The Eagles, Tom Waits, Alabama Shakes, The Damn Quails and more. Visit the site to discuss or download. Stream below!
CMAs Wrap-Up
If you want a list of winners or a review of last night's CMAs, you came to the wrong place. If you want some rehashed Twitter snark from last night.... well, here you go!
Nov 9, 2011
CMA Drinking Game
TAKE A SHOT:
(Of Jager) every time Jason Aldean is shown on camera
(Of Jager and yell "deja vu!") every time Brantley Gilbert is shown on camera
Every time Carrie Underwood changes her clothes
(Of Hennessy) for each hip-hop reference
TAKE A SIP:
Every time somebody who has nothing to do with country music appears on stage
Every time the camera flashes to Blake and Miranda
(Cheap beer) every time you see a male artist wearing jeans and a sportcoat
(Of Boones Farm Wine) every time someone thanks the good Lord
Every time Brad Paisley thinks one of his jokes was cute
(Of flat beer) Every time one of Carrie's jokes falls flat
Every time Kimberly Perry hits a bad note
CHUG:
If Taylor Swift makes the "OMG" face
If a reality show star appears
(Ice cold beer from console) If the camera focuses on Jason Aldean's butt
Every time "If I Die Young" wins an award
FINISH YOUR DRINK:
Before Natasha Bedingfield and Rascal Flatts perform
(Predrink) Before Blake Shelton and Kenny Loggins open the show
If Lionel Richie says something to the effect that he's always been a country boy
*FTM does not advocate over-drinking or driving after playing this game.
Anatomy of a Douche: Mikel Knight
Thanks(?) to Rita for introducing me to this exciting new artist on the scene. Without even hearing a note of his music, I can deduce his douchiness just by seeing this concert ad. (Oh, and his albums are called King of Country Rap volumes 1, 2 etc. That's a tipoff too.)
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