Honest Radio Promo Ad: King Douche (Chase Rice)

Blake Shelton: Adult and Professional

I'm late to this story, but our buddy Blake's done it again. I'm more angry about this than I was his attack on me. Joey Guerra didn't say anything offensive or over the line, yet Blake gets his panties wadded and sicks his low-information fans on SOMEONE WHO GETS PAID TO GIVE THEIR OPINION. Isn't that what you do, Blake? Tool.

Douche Bryan Photo of the Week

If it's in the dictionary, it must be true!

Brantley Gilbert's Christmas Wish List

Taken from Brantley Gilbert's Amazon Wish List.

Anatomy of a Douche: Mikel Knight

Thanks(?) to Rita for introducing me to this exciting new artist on the scene. Without even hearing a note of his music, I can deduce his douchiness just by seeing this concert ad. (Oh, and his albums are called King of Country Rap volumes 1, 2 etc. That's a tipoff too.)

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Honest Brantley Gilbert Tattoo

Before we get started, I'd like to say welcome to the throngs of people who have happened upon this blog by searching for "Brantley Gilbert's tattoo" or "Country Wide tattoo" or something like that. Next, I'd just like to give all of you some advice: STAY IN SCHOOL and GO LISTEN TO SOME MERLE HAGGARD. And now, the tatts...

What Brantley Gilbert's tattoo looks like:

What it should look like: