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Archives: How Nashville Will Respond to Sturgill Simpson
From Jan 17, 2017
Top 10 Ways Nashville Will Respond to Sturgill Simpson's Popularity
10. Sign Virgil Simpson, Sturgill's tonedeaf cousin
9. More songs about DMT
8. Ban pitch correction in lieu of barely discernible enunciation
7. Request Florida-Georgia Line try some of that "authenticity" stuff on for size
6. Vow to release another dumb bro-country song for every
8. Ban pitch correction in lieu of barely discernible enunciation
7. Request Florida-Georgia Line try some of that "authenticity" stuff on for size
6. Vow to release another dumb bro-country song for every
Facebook rant Sturgill goes on, out of spite
5. Kidnap Dave Cobb; force him at gunpoint to produce Rascal Flatts next album
4. Quietly invite Sturgill to play the CMAs; never let anyone know
4. Quietly invite Sturgill to play the CMAs; never let anyone know
about his 5 minutes of laughing on voice mail reply
3. Scour the hills of Kentucky for a salt-of-the-earth type who writes great songs;
3. Scour the hills of Kentucky for a salt-of-the-earth type who writes great songs;
ruin him with spray tan, EMD, and emojis
2. Get Cole Swindell to cover "You Can Have the Crown" …very poorly
1. Just do whatever the fuck they were gonna do in the first place because
1. Just do whatever the fuck they were gonna do in the first place because
they still don't know who Sturgill Simpson is
Aug 4, 2017
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