Nov 30, 2009
Nov 29, 2009
.99 Review: Bucky Covington "Gotta Be Somebody"
.99 Review
Bucky Covington
"Gotta Be Somebody"
The People's Take
The people have no take because this song hasn't been released on iTunes yet. I'm imagining the average comment will go something like this:
Bucky & Nickelback - How can you go rong? (5 Stars) – This is my favorite Nickelback song (and that's saying a lot!!!) so I was sooo happy to fine out that Bucky was redoing this song! He is a nice guy who ackshally enjoys his career and values fans and their support.
- Dumdum Superfan
My Take
It's Bucky Covington covering a Nickelback song...
How can I say this sucks? Let me count the ways.
Awful, blows, wack, toolish, appalling, dreadful, terrible, horrific, ignominious, stank-ass, bummer, cringeworthy, disconcerting, routine, commonplace, grievous, pedestrian, like soggy cereal, loathsome, leaving a lot to be desired, deplorable, rubbish, abominable, excruciating, agonizing, unbearable, intolerable, unendurable, vile, foul, heinous, abhorrent, egregious, soggy, loathsome, yucky, godawful, shitty, noisome, putrid, objectionable, repellent, nauseating, revolting, unpleasant, contemptible, wretched, FAIL, shabby, worthless, useless, poor, pathetic, garbage, detritus, dross, crap, pitiful, lamentable, lame, ass, brutal, crappy, crummy, ill, lousy, painful, unsavory, shameful, degrading, sucky, douchy, douchebaggery, unsatisfactory, undesirable, disagreeable, displeasing, inadequate, unacceptable, bad, substandard, weak, mediocre, no good, lacking, delete-able, wanting, subpar, defective, over-processed, deficient, insufficient, inferior, no great shakes, shite, feces, corny, excrement, onerous, doo doo, caca, pooh, poop, manure, filth, muck, mess, night soil, unwanted, distasteful, nasty, irksome, annoying, irritating, vexatious, repugnant, repulsive, unlistenable, ineffective, below average, disastrous, bomb, flop, feeble, flimsy, mushy, indistinct, impotent, tasteless, flavorless, bland, ham-fisted, insipid, milquetoast, not up to scratch, abysmal, unfortunate, incompetent, inept, sorry, miserable, faulty, not up to snuff, woeful, bum, rotten, not up to par, atrocious, second-rate, inauspicious, unsuitable, dud, stale, tired, banal, played out, uninteresting. fecal matter, turd, boring, unstimulating, uninspiring, colorless, lifeless, mundane, mind-numbing, wearisome. the perfect storm of crud, tripe, drivel, rot, malarkey, twaddle, trash, unsubstantial.
I count 175 ways this song sucks.
And honestly, all I had to say was "It's Bucky Covington covering a Nickelback song" and you could have searched the thesaurus yourself.
Friends, the bar has been set. I don't see anybody limboing under this one.
Total value: .06/.99
The Checklist
Church/God
Mama
Boots
Name Dropping
Dying Person
County Fair
Lost LoveLoveHometown Pride
Kindly Advice
Truck
Whiskey
Beer
Life AffirmationUSA
Soldiers
Pop SheenStar Power
Nov 25, 2009
I'm thankful for: a break
This year I'm getting 2 whole days off for Thanksgiving for the first time in years, and although Friday is on my tab, I'm still thankful to get a little rest! I hope you enjoy the holiday and have some great food and fellowship with family (or at least enjoy some football). See you in a few days!
Nov 24, 2009
Top 10 Things Bucky Covington is Thankful for This Year
Top 10 Things Bucky Covington is Thankful for This Year
10. That there was no math on the application to be a country singer
09. Mange shampoo
08. That at least he's no Sanjaya
07. Autotune
06. That his manager lets him carry a scepter around when the "royalties" come in
05. Snus. No more spitting!
04. That the "15 minutes of fame" saying doesn't apply to C-List country singers
03. That Miller Lite comes in 18 packs - 1 for every hour of the day
(Honestly, you might not want to click on that link if you value your hearing)
01. That he didn't get caught with those crib sheets on "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"
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