Top 10 things You Should Expect to See at a John Mayer Concert

List stolen from written by @MusicSnob75 Thanks!!!!!!

10. A whole bus of 13 yr olds who will scream whenever there's a break, "I Love you, John" and not know he's already heard it 10,000 times.

9. Lesbians.

8. The 40 year old cougars who think @johncmayer "Your Body Is A Wonderland" could be their lucky night.

7. The guy who brought his first date standing w/2 beers in his hand but doesn't remember what she looks like.

6. The kids so hip on music today they're wearing the latest @beatles fashions.

5. The two guys who are here because they want you to believe they are ONLY here because @johncmayer plays a mean guitar.

4. The customary fat/skinny girl combo

3. The parents who bring their 13 year old son to show how "cool" & "hip" they are. Him dying at the thought of being seen.

2. The cougar mom and her cubs.

1. The women unsure of their sexuality. Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.

John Rich's Songwriting Tips #36

Puns are stupid. Unless you're 8... or a country music fan. Since the latter idiots pay for the Captain Morgan in my elevator, I keep a few joke books around to toss in some dumbass wordplay every now and then. If it makes big Bertha in Birmingham giggle through her tooth while her dirty youngsters watch Fartknocker and Ferb on the minivan's LCD, who the hell am I to tell her she's a moron? Yeah, your ex-husband was always off drinkin' and fishin' because he's a largemouth ass, chuckle chuckle fatty! Keep hitting the "$1.29 BUY" button on the iTunes and I won't judge your low humor standards... uh, again.

*Not actually written by John Rich.

Singer/Songwriter Parody Album Covers

Country Doppelgangers IV

Bucky Covington and Johnny Van Zant, if not doppelgangers, could at least be son and father

First name: Jaron, Last Name: and the Long Road to Love & Peter Brady (Christopher Knight) (thanks Rita!)

Kristian Bush, devious Sugarland sideman and Russell Hantz, devious Survivor contestant

Terri Clark and Xena: Warrior Princess

Yep.

R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio

RIP to a true music legend, Ronnie James Dio, formerly of Black Sabbath and his own band as well as several others. He had one of the best voices in rock and seemed to be (in the interviews and live footage I saw of him) a genuinely good guy.