Dec 4, 2016
Sunday Mornin' Music: George Jones and Reba McEntire
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George Jones,
Reba,
Sunday Mornin' Music
Dec 3, 2016
Saturday Night Music: Sons of Bill
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Saturday Night Music,
Sons of Bill
From the Archives: Country B**ches
Originally Posted Aug 8, 2014
Lyrical Satirical: Country B**ches
Country B**ches
©2014 FTM Satire
She's a pair of shorts on a pair of legs
Dancing too close to the tailgate edge
She's a blonde haired blue eyed sexy thang
She's a late night text and a backseat bang
Lord I love them country b**ches
Them howdy y'alls in tiny britches
White girl wasted, weekend wreck
Buyin' us beer on daddy's check
Come around and scratch my itches
Lord I love them country b**ches
She's a big ol' rack in a tiny shirt
Crank some Hank and she can make it twerk
She's tan line teases and licking lips
She's a big ol' booty and a skinny dip
Lord I love them country b**ches
Them howdy y'alls in tiny britches
White girl wasted, weekend wreck
Buyin' us beer on daddy's check
Come around and scratch my itches
Lord I love them country b**ches
Bridge
She's a baby bump at sweet sixteen
Tenth grader in maternity jeans
She's a late night call saying it's mine
But I'm on to the next country girl in line
Lord I love them country b**ches
Them moneymakers in tiny britches
White girl wasted, weekend wreck
Fake phone numbers, names to forget
Come around and scratch my itches
Lord I love them country b**ches
Dec 2, 2016
John Moreland, Will Johnson, etc to Play Chris Porter Fundraiser
Chris was a good guy and a friend of Farce the Music. Please attend this if you're able!
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ALL-STAR CAST OF AMERICANA ARTISTS TO PLAY FUNDRAISER FOR POSTHUMOUS RELEASE OF CHRIS PORTER'S FINAL ALBUM
"It's Gonna Get Weird Without You"
A benefit ft. Alejandro Escovedo, Will Johnson, John Moreland, Aaron Lee Tasjan,
The Mastersons, John Calvin Abney, Shonna Tucker & more
Dec. 11, Austin, TX @ C-Boys Heart & Soul
"It's Gonna Get Weird Without
A benefit ft. Alejandro Escovedo, Will Johnson, John Moreland, Aaron Lee Tasjan,
The Mastersons, John Calvin Abney, Shonna Tucker & more
Dec. 11, Austin, TX @ C-Boys Heart & Soul
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New Video: Cody Johnson - With You I Am
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Cody Johnson,
New Videos
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