The Only Way I Pose
(Parody of "The Only Way I Know" by Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan and Eric Church)
(Jason:)
Well, I stand up here but I don't dance around
Where my lips pour out a kinda whiny sound
Jeans so tight they injure my pair
Telling you I'm country's all I've got to share
I just cover rock music in dust
So country radio don't make a fuss
Sometimes I rap, soccer moms love the fun
Let 'em see my Wrangler buns
That’s the only way I pose
Country for the bros and ho's
Lame-ass songs and wallet chains
Make them dollaz, make it rain
Pluck guitar, I'm holdin'
Can't play it but you don't know it
Dig a little deeper and you won't find anything more
That’s the only way I pose
(Luke:)
The truth, it hurts ‒ I'm a straight-up tool
Used to sing okay till I had you fooled
Country twang to country corny
Found out how to make dumb girls horny
Dance around in my skin tight denim
There ain't even a set of balls in 'em
Bump and grind in my jeans so shiny
Gonna turn round and let you see my hiney
That’s the only way I pose
Country for the bros and ho's
Lame-ass songs and booty shakes
Boom boom speakers, make it rain
Smile big till you're blinded
Credibility, I can't find it
Dig a little deeper and you won't find anything more
That’s the only way I pose
(Eric:)
Behind shades, to the bank I'm laughin'
but I'm way too cool to join in rappin'
I'm an outlaw who's as safe as he can be
That’s the only way I pose
Country for the bros and ho's
Arrogance and indoor shades
Get some cred off Waylon's name
Hey ladies, no peakin'
Just show my ass when I'm speakin'
Dig a little deeper and you won't find anything more
That’s the only way I pose
(All together now)
That’s the only way we pose
Country for the bros and ho's
Diggin' graves, in soft ground
Buryin' the country sounds
Bank vaults are wide open
Hey Jason, stop that gropin'
Dig a little deeper and you won't find anything more
That’s the only way we pose
That's the only way we pose
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