This is the second edition of a new Farce the Music series entitled "An Illustrated Guide to the 31 Most Commonly Used Thematical Elements in Contemporary Country Music Songs" (or "31 Country Music Themes" for short). This is by no means an all-inclusive documentation of all the themes used in modern commercial country music... only 99.85% of it. I will post themes two to four at a time, usually once a week, until the list is complete. I hope you enjoy, and I hope your future listening enjoyment is ruined because you try to think of the exact corresponding theme and illustration every time you hear a song on country radio!
Jul 15, 2009
31 Country Music Themes: 4-6
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31 Country Themes
Jul 14, 2009
John Rich's Songwriting Tips #11
Save your "Bluebird songs" for ... hell, don't write 'em. If it ain't broad enough to land a 757 on that sumbitch, it ain't worth the effort. Don't mess with cutesy stories, multi-syllabic rhymes... or multi-syllabic words for that matter. And complicated concepts never sold a record in Nashvegas baby. Let Gaydiohead tackle that crap. The only message I wanna convey is the one Lulu in Bessemer, Alabama wants to hear droning in the background of her puke green 1999 Nissan Quest while she's running to the Little Caesar's to pick up a nutritious supper for her three fat younguns. Always remember: KISS - Keep it simple sh*thead.
*Not actually written by John Rich.
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John Rich,
JR's Songwriting Tips
Jul 13, 2009
iTunes in a perfect world...
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I'm serious,
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Jul 12, 2009
Consolation Prizes
For those who didn't win the contest, here are a couple of consolation prizes. Feel free to use these wonderful and expressive banners in your signature on your favorite message board or forum!
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Chuck Wicks,
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Congrats!
The FTM 1st Annifarcery contest is over and the winners are (1st)Kelly and (2nd)CJ!!! Thanks to them and everyone else for entering and thanks for visiting the blog! This last week was the biggest in FTM history!
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