LMAO @ #2, 5, 6, and 8.
Onanation fine, hilarious!
I had a friend who was 'fired' from Turner's tour because Josh didn't approve of his video game choices or something along those lines.
My wife took me to task a bit over this one. She said it was funny but she appreciated what Josh was trying to do. I do too, to an extent, but it's just unrealistic to expect professional musicians to abide by such strict guidelines and silly to express it in the form of a list of rules. Lead by example not by decree, IMO. I'll be sleeping on the couch now. :)
socks with crocs. does Jeff Foxworthy have that one in his "redneck fashion tips"?Sorry you;ll be sleeping on the couch tonight. I'd say it was worth it.
This is funny. Seriously. Is there any evidence that it's authentic and not just a joke or parody the anonymous source created?
Oh, it's fake. It's based on a real list of rules that were posted on Turner's bus years ago, some very similar to those here. This is just that list taken to ridiculous extremes. -Trailer