Apr 20, 2009

Josh Turner's Bus Rules

An anonymous source produced this surprisingly strict list of rules for those musicians lucky enough to grace Josh Turner's tour bus...


  1. Jennifer CampbellApril 20, 2009 at 9:39 PM

    LMAO @ #2, 5, 6, and 8.

  2. I had a friend who was 'fired' from Turner's tour because Josh didn't approve of his video game choices or something along those lines.

  3. My wife took me to task a bit over this one. She said it was funny but she appreciated what Josh was trying to do. I do too, to an extent, but it's just unrealistic to expect professional musicians to abide by such strict guidelines and silly to express it in the form of a list of rules. Lead by example not by decree, IMO. I'll be sleeping on the couch now. :)

  4. socks with crocs. does Jeff Foxworthy have that one in his "redneck fashion tips"?

    Sorry you;ll be sleeping on the couch tonight. I'd say it was worth it.

  5. This is funny. Seriously. Is there any evidence that it's authentic and not just a joke or parody the anonymous source created?

  6. Oh, it's fake. It's based on a real list of rules that were posted on Turner's bus years ago, some very similar to those here. This is just that list taken to ridiculous extremes. -Trailer



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