Apr 7, 2010

Joe Nichols Parody

Gimme Fat Girl
(Parody of Joe Nichols' "Gimme That Girl")

Take off those old sweats
Girl rest your butt,
Cancel those reservations
We'll order Pizza Hut.
As hot as your looking right now,
Like you're pregnant with ten babies
There are sides of you I've never seen
All of your creases they amaze me.

Gimme fat girl with the hair full of sweat
Chubby little cheeks with the ginormous breasts
That's the type that I like best
Gimme fat girl
Gimme fat girl that's as big as me
Old bike shorts stretchin' at the seams
That's the kind I want to please
Gimme fat girl, gimme fat girl

Gimme that girl monumental
The kind that you can roll over on
Looks like weather balloons,
Side by side when she wears a thong
Gams big and round make me drool
We'll be some plus size porno stars
Gimme fat girl the rest of the world,
Can see from wherever they are

Gimme fat girl with the hair full of sweat
Chubby little cheeks with the ginormous breasts
That's the type that I like best
Gimme fat girl
Gimme fat girl rubbin' up on me
She can't fit in size 30 jeans
That's the kind I want to please
Gimme fat girl, gimme fat girl
[repeat]

3 comments:

  1. I'm guessing you're about 30 lbs overweight right? Sure it's funny but crude.

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  2. Anon 1, no... maybe 5.

    Anon 2 thanks!

    ReplyDelete

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