10. That there aren't two Jason Aldeans. Oh wait…. That there aren't three Jason Aldeans.
09. Jamey Johnson
08. That Colt Ford isn't getting much airplay (yet)
07. Elizabeth Cook
06. iPods/satellite radio so we don't have to hear this if we don't want to
05. Ray Wylie Hubbard
04. That radio will have to stop playing "If I Die Young" eventually
03. That Willie, Merle, Ray Price and Loretta are still with us
(this is #1 in spirit if not digit)
02. Hellbound Glory
Lately I've been getting fed up with country music and how stupid it is. I have even listened to the local teen pop crappola music station and -- LMFAO, Adele, Nikki Minaj and all the singers they play there are better than whats on country and even the lyrics are more sophisticated. Its sad now that country music is dumber than music aimed at 13 year olds, but oh well. Then "If I Die Young" by the Band Perry came on the pop station and I was like WTF. But it was a different mix, but the song being played on country and pop, well it just goes to show you : country music and pop music aim at moron audiences with the maturity of a 13 year old. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying country used to be better. Cuz lets face it George Jones recorded "Yabba Dabba Do" and "The Corvette Song," and "I Don't Need Your Rocking Chair." So we gotta remember that even the greats of country often set their aim pretty freaking low. Is there any music out there for intelligent people? Anyone who wants to become a country singer deserves a sack punch. Radio-ready country music in 2011 officially blows chunks. I mean, I thought "how can you be dumber than sexy and i know it by LMFAO and then toby keith releases red solo cup, showing me yet again that country music is music for airheads who actually are not sophisticated enough for lowbrow stuff like "Sexy and I know it"
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