Parody of Eric Church's "Drink in My Hand"

Republican

(Satire & Parody of Eric Church's "Drink in My Hand")

Early Monday morning I'm takin' them bribes

I don't do much work but still I climb climb climb

Boss man should make that money any way he can

Let's extend those tax cuts, I'm a Republican

Talk it up, I'll vote it down

If you're for it I'm against it if your skin is brown

No need for explainin' to the simple man

As if you didn't know, I'm a Republican

Yeah, my hands they may be bloody but man I love war

Drop a big daisy cutter through a Muslim's door

Chill down the Cristal, warm up the band

Time to celebrate cause I'm a Republican

Talk it up, I'll vote it down

Who really needs all these poor people around?

5 4 3 2 1 I'm a Haliburton man

In case you didn't know, I'm a Republican

Make me want to go ooh ooh ooh when I see smoke stacks

Painting that pretty sky-blue to a lovely shade of black

If you want to talk to me, buddy here's the plan

Get the kickbacks kickin', I'm a Republican

Grow it up, I'll cut it down

Turn an old-growth forest into dry, bare ground

Be my Mrs. Reagan, I'll be your Gipper, Nan

Just say no to drugs!, I'm a Republican

I'd rather give gays the chair than a pair of rings,

Cause it makes me feel funny when Elton sings

I'll roll out that ol' red carpet long as you're not Mexican,

I love Jesus, not Hay-soos, I'm a Republican

Talk it up, I'll vote it down

Obama is okay except the half that's brown

I turn on the Fox News station, so I know the plan

We're in this together, I'm a Republican

Yea let's send all of the liberals to live in Iran,

Then we'll bomb 'em all to hell, I'm a Republican

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