Jul 4, 2012

Country Fireworks!

Have a good time with your grilling, drinking and firework shooting today, but please be careful if you pick up any of the following fireworks products!

Kids buy 'em because the packaging looks cool. Cheap and cheaply made.
When you light them, all they do is hiss and emit a cloud of smoke and, at best, 
build a tiny pile of insignificant, foul-smelling ash.

Kids adore them! Cheap and flashy.
People over the age of 25 realize that they aren't actual fireworks, just
crappy novelties good for 2-3 minutes of "fun."



Pretend to be a stronger version of a bomb that was outlawed years ago.
Really just a renamed and repackaged version of what they already sold in the first place.
Makes a loud noise, but doesn't have much power.

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