Aug 2, 2012

Top 10 Things Mississippi Fans Are Doing to Afford Brantley Gilbert Tickets

I just found out that Brantley Gilbert is finally coming to play a show in my area! You can imagine my excitement. Today, FTM ponders how all the local BG fans will pay for this momentous occasion.


10. Refinancing the double-wide

09. Canceling Guns & Ammo and Buckmasters subscriptions

08. Painting house camouflage so taxman won't see it
















07. Ransom

6. Selling Arts & Crafts



















05. Collecting insurance money from deer-stand/home that mysteriously burned down

04. Ramping up sales and distribution of Oxycontin

03. Cut back strip club visits to bi-weekly


02. Quit smoking - put cigarette money to better use: riverboat gambling

01. Telling Grandma that Obama's death panels have decided she can't have her heart medication any more
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 2, 2012 at 11:26 AM

    I kinda like the camouflage house, but then again, I'm also kinda glad its not on my street!

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  2. AnonymousAugust 2, 2012 at 12:55 PM

    Wow, you may end up having to move to Texas with an armed escort out of the state. Good one brother!

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